World’s Funniest Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Kids love joking and having fun, so check out this awesome collection of Parenting Rockstar’s funniest knock-knock jokes for kids!

World’s Funniest Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

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Animal Knock, Knock Jokes for Kids

No collection of knock, knock jokes for kids would be complete without an assortment of hilarious animal knock, knock jokes.  Check these out and try not to laugh!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Who
Who who?
Who let in the owl?

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cow
Cow who?
No! Cows go Moo!  

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Yorkies
Yorkies who?
Yorkies (your keys) don’t fit my lock!

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Flea
Flea who?
Fleas a jolly good fellow!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Fish
Fish who?
Bless you!

Silly Knock, Knock Jokes for Kids

silly knock knock jokes for kids

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Why are you crying?

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Old Lady
Old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lego
Lego who?
Lego of me and I’ll tell you!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Dragon
Dragon who?
Dragon your feet again!


Dinosaur Knock, Knock Jokes for Kids

dinosaur knock knock jokes for kids
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
T-Rex
T-Rex who?
There’s a T-Rex at your door and you want to know his name!?!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Fossil
Fossil who?
Fossil last time open this door!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Dino
Dino Who?
It’s not Dinowho, silly, it’s Dinosaur!

People’s Names Knock, Knock Jokes

people's names knock knock jokes

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Abby
Abby who?
Abby stung me on the arm!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Anna
Anna who?
Anna partridge in a pear tree!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Collin
Collin who?
Someone’s collin, answer the phone!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris locked, that’s why I knocked.

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